The Mouse Did What???

Dillon was having trouble deciding which hat to wear on Hat Day at school so I suggested Eenie Meenie Miney Mo. Instead of hearing the usual chant I hear:

"Mickey Mouse peed on a house, what color was it? BLUE. B L U E."

Mickey Mouse did what? What happened to "My Mama told me to pick the very best one...and you are not it?" I suppose its not worse than "If you're sliding into first and feeling something burst..."

(hee hee..sorry had to giggle)

Really. Honestly. Truly.

NEVER ask....What Next?

Violent Sport

Mom broke her ankle. Bowling. Yes, bowling.

Say, huh?

Masen and her friends doing math homework:

E: Hey, what's the answer to #12?
MK: I don't know I'm on 13.
Masen: Huh?

She's Amazing

How To Annoy Me

1. Smack. Smack your food, your gum, your toenails, or anything else you might have in your mouth. It makes me want to harm you.

2. Leave the kitchen cabinet doors half open/closed. Because really, I know that the extreme heaviness of those doors is a major drain on your energy reserves. Take one finger and tap the door. It just might surprise you!

3. Read over my shoulder. I am tempted to poke your eyes out.

4. Stop in the middle of the road (or Wal Mart aisle) to have a conversation. Really? MOVE!

5. Invade my "space". See this immediate area around me? MINE. You are not welcome in it. Try to touch my face, I am going to try and break yours.

And...with that HAVE A GREAT AND JOYOUSLY HAPPY DAY!!!

Uh Oh

Yesterday a boy in her class kicked Masen in the rear end. In response, she two handed shoved him into a set of bleachers. While he was down, she informed him:

Do NOT mess with me.

I asked her if she wanted me to do anything about it (talk to a teacher)she responded with "Nope, I took care of it."

Okie Dokie.