1. Smack. Smack your food, your gum, your toenails, or anything else you might have in your mouth. It makes me want to harm you.
2. Leave the kitchen cabinet doors half open/closed. Because really, I know that the extreme heaviness of those doors is a major drain on your energy reserves. Take one finger and tap the door. It just might surprise you!
3. Read over my shoulder. I am tempted to poke your eyes out.
4. Stop in the middle of the road (or Wal Mart aisle) to have a conversation. Really? MOVE!
5. Invade my "space". See this immediate area around me? MINE. You are not welcome in it. Try to touch my face, I am going to try and break yours.
And...with that HAVE A GREAT AND JOYOUSLY HAPPY DAY!!!
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