CF Logic

He says the word "FLORIDA" must be Seminole indian for "show 'em to me".

Another one

Sitting at the airport in St. Louis waiting on our plane, I noticed a boy staring at Macy. I leaned over and mentioned it to her. After we boarded the plane (a couple of hours later) she turns to me and says:

Hmph. That was the best hour and a half of his life.

OH MY GOSH! I think we might be in trouble here.

Apples and Trees

According to my husband this happened the other night:

Dillon was getting ready for a shower, butt naked he passes a mirror. As he passes, he stops, gives himself the once over, and says..."Hi Handsome" and continues on.

I don't think we are having any self-esteem issues with this one!

Inherited

My daughter is wearing a shirt that says:

If you think I'm crazy...you should meet my Mother.

I wonder where she gets that "charming" sense of humor??!!