Me - arguing with a 9 pound mutt:
Don't look at me that way. Get over here. I am not going to stand by this cage all night. I don't care if you go in, I'll just let the coyotes eat you. Don't wag your tail at me, get in this cage. This is not a game. Listen mutt, if I catch you I am going to beat you myself. DON'T YOU RUNFROMMETHISISNOTFUNNYYOU'DBETTERBEGLADMYKIDSLOVEYOUI'LLTAKEYOUTOTHESHELTER....
Twenty minutes later she prances right on in and looks at me like "neener neener neener".
Darn dog.
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