Son, yesterday you announced you are now a vegetarian, because, you know, it's just not fair to the cows. You proclaimed you can live on Ramen noodles, nachos, and squash, and I have no doubt you can.
But dear little man, I have something I must tell you. I think its important that you know....your family...grandparents, great grandparents, parents....you were born to cattle ranchers. Generations of them.
Just thought you should know...now I'll go slice some squash.
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