The One Where He Gets His Mouth Washed Out With a Nice Smelling Masculine Body Wash

Dillon commenting on the "body spray" he got for Christmas:

Hey Dad, smell my Axe.

Sunday Night

Football on the t.v., snow outside, kids bathed, Dillon doing a vocal version of Back in Black, Masen reading a book, and Chris snoring on the couch.

Sounds perfect.

And What Did YOU Win

I received this in the mail from Publishers Clearing House. It reads:

GUARANTEED PRIZE AWARDS

Someone with these (insert my initials) will DEFINITELY WIN

YOU could become the MF who wins a cash prize of $100.00.

(Laughing) Well, OK but if I am going to be THE MF who wins...can't it at least be more than $100.00??!!

Too Smart For Her Daddy's Own Good!

So, Chris was on a roll the other night. Every time I got near him, he smacked me on the rear. I finally told him I was going to rip his eyeballs out if he didn't knock it off. Now, if you know my husband you know that he just took that as a challenge. The next time I walked by:

SMACK

About that time our 12 yr old daughter walks by into the kitchen. As she passes she tosses this over her shoulder:

"You know, Daddy, if you keep doing that I am going to grow up thinking that it's OK."

He hasn't touched me since.