Happy New Year

So, its New Years Eve here in the land of excitement. The kids are at a friends house and I am sitting here in my John Deere pajamas while Chris is on the couch, eating lasagna, shirtless, holding the remote in one hand and his fork in the other.

Everybody say PPAARRRTTTYYYY.

Procrastination

Tomorrow is December 16th. So far I have bought a total of THREE presents. Three. 3. ThReE. I think it might be about time I got out of park and into overdrive. I just don't feel the urgency to get it done. I'll bet I feel it on Christmas morning if my kiddos don't have anything wrapped under the tree(s)!

OR....I could just go into a complete state of denial and watch old 90210 reruns, because you know, that's working out so well.

How do guys feel about gift cards or cash????

Okie Dokie

My SISTER says I need to BLOG.

LOL, I guess she got tired of looking for her passport and decided to read my posts! ha ha ha ha

What? You TOLD Me To.

The other night in bed:

CF: You know, if feel the urge to roll over and snuggle with me, just give in.
ME: (grunt)
CF: OR, if you feel the urge to...
ME: (GRUNT LOUDER)
CF: Just GIVE IN. GIVE IN TO THE URGE.

A few minutes later....

CF: HEY, (roll, flop, growl) why did you put the pillow over my head?
ME: I had an urge.

How Many States Are There??

While at Thanksgiving, my middle sister said something along the lines of..."next year we should all spend the holidays together in Hawaii" to which my oldest sister responded...."YEA! I already have my passport!"

This is the same sister that watered the plastic plant for a year.

Dear Bean:

NO COMMENT! But I am laughing.