The Mouse Did What???

Dillon was having trouble deciding which hat to wear on Hat Day at school so I suggested Eenie Meenie Miney Mo. Instead of hearing the usual chant I hear:

"Mickey Mouse peed on a house, what color was it? BLUE. B L U E."

Mickey Mouse did what? What happened to "My Mama told me to pick the very best one...and you are not it?" I suppose its not worse than "If you're sliding into first and feeling something burst..."

(hee hee..sorry had to giggle)

Really. Honestly. Truly.

NEVER ask....What Next?

Violent Sport

Mom broke her ankle. Bowling. Yes, bowling.

Say, huh?

Masen and her friends doing math homework:

E: Hey, what's the answer to #12?
MK: I don't know I'm on 13.
Masen: Huh?